Romancin' the Dinks!


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Deep in the Southern Foothills
off State Road 54





Unlike a great American literary

character reaching for the green light . . .

canoodle this cool, minty julep and

know your stay is appreciated.


Romancin' the Dinks! exposes the Boona foothills for its satirical conflict while showcasing sublime originality, each steamy romance more provocative than a telenovela since dinking past flimflams takes dropshots of “kiss-and-tell.”


Memorable characters. Engaging twists and turns. Dinks! hits America’s sweet spot because this trendy romance

gives a damn about pure joy.


Are you ready for a happy ending?


A creative pickle poach slam in a fast, fresh voice. ​​Rife with conspiracy, an old cozy murder mystery, and free spirits,

Dinks! hints powerfully at the actor, Simon Boone.


Though mostly, Dinks! is

quintessentially Eleanor.




Chapter 1





THERE, WHERE SKIES WERE EVER CLOUDY ALL DAY, one should have been warned.

Still, the big shot attacked,

“You’ll like the conspiracy, picklehead, lotsa shifty, shady thrills.”


“Will they know-”


Her dad had glared at Eleanor then like those born to propagandize, “It's about fixin' us elites in power.”


“That’s too addictive.”


“It’s not a cult!”


“It’s noisy.”


And as usual upped his heavy racket

at her full tilt. “No, champs train.

Losers complain.”


“I’m not kissable,” Eleanor repeated. Then after a bent side-shuffle finally puckered, “Mwah . . . so never paying bills?

Dinking folks for thrills?”

​




The Parlor





“Nothing fancies like fresh

conspiracy,” promises Mark.

“And Romancin' the Dinks! with its homage to pickleball feasts your mind plus shivers your senses.”


Pickled.

The goings on of the gods will never again be ancient history while our protagonist Eleanor thwacks “Pickleball Fever”

overcoming celestial dinks in an overhead smash for America's next big sport!


Poached.

Pitting pickleball fundraisers against each other during Pickleball Telethon stiffens the actor Simon Boone as he witnesses

“Dead Olive” discover the true nature

of giving from a savage alter ego. . . .


Slammed!

Conspiracies meat volley Eleanor and Simon Boone to suffer exhilarating trysts! A cinematic cast scores despite shots to terrorize pickleball camps or the penultimate, Pb USA.


Cause the past got scary backhand.




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Romancin' the Dinks!





by Mark Broderick





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